As is known, this week the "anti-crisis" members plan to change the name of their coalition. This was reported by Vice-Speaker, Communist Adam Martynyuk.

Obviously, the "coalition members" have received reasonable remarks from President Yushchenko that, since the coalition is called "anti-crisis," it means the country really is in crisis – both political and socio-economic.

However, Yanukovych's government and its parliamentary majority are trying to prove that there is no crisis in the country, which is why they decided urgently to "change the sign." That is why we are announcing a competition for the best name for the oligarchic-communist "coalition members," to help them in this noble cause.

The competition will last until the "anti-crisisized" coalition is renamed.

Several hundred suggestions have already arrived on the site from our readers. However, we want to note – we are tolerant toward political opponents, and therefore we will not publish variants containing obscene language (although, for fairness' sake, it is worth noting that there are quite a few such variants). So, we offer you the variants which, in the opinion of our readers, the "coalition members" could "take on board."

We publish our readers' variants in the original language.

1. Communo-criminal coalition. (Contributor Viktor).

2. Coalition of stagnation and regression (Mykola).

3. Maksym from Kyiv proposes both a name – "Fifth Column" – and a motto for the coalition – "Steal more, steal everything that isn't yours!" By the way, very many of our readers propose calling the coalition the "fifth column."

4. "Crazy-coalition" (Nikolai).

5. "Anti-frization coalition" (Kostiantyn Androsov). By the way, several such variants of the name have already arrived.

6. Active corrupt officials.

7. Akhmetov and Co.

8. Anarchy and Communism.

9. Akhmetov and US.

10. Coalition "YAMA" (YANUKOVYCH-MOROZ-AZAROV)

11. Coalition for the DEVELOPMENT of Crisis and corruption. All six variants came from an anonymous contributor.

12. Coalition of "Brothers" and "understandings" (Olha from the city of Reni, in Odesa region).

13. Coalition for the creation of a revolutionary situation.

14. BANDIT-DONETSK COALITION OF PEOPLE'S DISUNITY (these two proposals from contributor V.L.)

Yevhen Horash from the German city of Halle also sent several variants:

15. Degenerative Coalition.

16. Coalition of Enslavement.

17. Redneck Coalition.

Several more variants also arrived without indicating the names or surnames of their authors. By the way, we ask you to indicate your contact details, since, like every competition, ours provides for a small gift for its winner. So the "anonymous" variants:

18. SRKka (Socialists, Regions, Communists).

19. Red-blue coalition.

20. "KOM-SOTS-PUK, as Yanuk said!".

21. "Troika," because it consists of three members and is a worthy continuer of the actions of Stalin's "troikas." (Myroslava, Lviv).

22. I propose calling the current coalition "MYASo" (Moroz, Yanukovych, Symonenko). (Vyacheslav, Deliatyn). The competition continues!